Profanity-free Mother's Day Episode

Digestion Digressions, Refrigerator’s Destiny, and Basement Pets, with a side of Negligible Senescence!

Welcome to our Mother's Day episode, in which we refrain from profanity in honour of Russ's Mom (but fail at least twice without even noticing!)

We talk about bad mothers, good mothers, vengeful house-sparrow baby-mamas, the regenerative skills of axolotls, ugly owls, and Russ's recent encounter with a sweet sassy singer, a baby lawyer, and a sexy scientist at the Windsor Tavern in Vankleek Hill. Also, Natalie's mother was a cuckoo, but also a sea turtle. And what DOES a baby lawyer sound like?

 

"Menopausal women don't cry, they rage!"

"How much of an axolotl would you need to remove to have two axolotls?"

"You're accountable to no one!"

"Had one of those evenings where you go out for one drink at 10,  and cut to it's 3 am and you're on your couch and you've just polished off that second steak, stinking of booze and are like 'What the hell just happened to me?'"